Stuff to read:
Breaking (Onion) news, asking “You sure you got it?” while moving furniture can lower home damage by 78%. There is also a really good chance you will irritate the person helping you. Pick your odds.
We all love adorable photos of newborn babies, but this photographer takes it to the next level with these freakin’ cute “newborn” shots of her cat. Come on. You’re saying “Awwwww!” right now, aren’t you?