I’m not here today. In fact, I’m not even typing this. I’m calling in well. After two changes to our move from Missouri to Tennessee and delayed flights and canceled business trips, I’m going to the bullpen and calling in Spring.
Goodbye, Winter. I’m pulling you early.
I’ll be sequestered with my beautiful wife in an undisclosed city in the southwestern United States. If anyone not named Miles needs me, tough.
Now, where’s my purple Speedo…