This is, I believe, our 7th edition of the Super Bowl Party Game For People Who Don’t Really Care About Sports. We’ve got 33 questions this year: Feel free to pick and choose and make up a pdf or email them to your attendees. It works best if they fill out their answers before arriving because… well, you’ll see what I mean.
- Coin Flip (Heads or Tails):
- Over/Under National Anthem length of 2:07:
- Does Luke Bryan add a product placement for either sipping Crown, tight Wrangler jeans, or sitting close to him in his Chevy truck to the National Anthem?
- Does Bryan country rap the Anthem?
- First Team To Score:
- First new FOX TV show cast they show pretending to be sober and to like each other during the broadcast:
- After scoring, does at least one player pray or point to the sky:
- The first commercial is for what company:
- Over/Under – How many national ads contain kids or animals (4.5):
- (If you have anyone brave enough to count) Over-Under number of times Troy Aikman says either “You’re right, Joe” or “That’s right, Joe.” (37.5):
- Before her performance, do either Jimmy or Terry make an awkwardly painful joke about the sound of Lady Gaga’s name? (“GaGA!” “Gagagagaga” “I’m gaga over Gaga, Howie!”):
- Does Gaga say or do something to show anger toward immigration ban?
- Does Gaga have a guest or guests? If so, who?
- Does Gaga wear a costume? (I’m thinking Marie Antoinette)
- Movie trailer played during commercial breaks that people agree will be awesome? Will be terrible?
- Are first points TD, FG, or other?
- Does anyone run back a kickoff or punt for more than 40 yds?
- First person at your party to talk about politics:
- First person to tell person in #18 to shut up:
- Over/under on number of times someone asks aloud “What’s the score” even though it’s perpetually on the screen (16.5):
- Military Flyover? What kind of plane(s)? How many?
- First person to Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat from your party about your party:
- The first food dish to be completely demolished:
- Person at party overly concerned about gambling will be:
- Quarter of game (or before start of game) in which first person says Joe Buck is terrible:
- Over/under on mentions of Tom Brady’s legacy as GOAT (greatest of all time) (3.5):
- Over/under on mentions of Matty Ice as heir apparent to Tom Brady (0.5):
- First celebrity shown in owner’s boxes (teams are from Atlanta and Boston):
- Is there a controversial call made by the referees during the game:
- With time running down on the game and his legacy, will Bill Belichick finally reveal himself to the world as a Sith Lord and shoot electricity out his fingers at Atlanta QB Matt Ryan?
- What color is the gatorade dumped on the winning coach?
- Who is the first person the MVP will thank after the game (God, family, team, fans, coach?)
- TIE-BREAKER: Who actually, you know, wins the game:
Have fun. Celebrate responsibly, and remember: These activities are for recreational purposes only, so please, no wagering.