According to Keith, who just sent in a Contact Us form to a client in Portland. Hi. I'm Tim. I'm the moron who writes the ads for Roof Life of Oregon. Now, Keith, here's what's interesting: The …
My Aquatech Keynote Review in Four Words
No one threw fruit. Which is saying a lot in Florida. There's a lot of fruit down here. For my mom, here are the first couple minutes. (Yes, my sister came to visit. It was awesome having her …
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O Day
It's here. The day that seemed like such a good idea eight months ago ... before Sarah was even born. :) "Hey honey. The Water Quality Association's invited us to give the keynote in March next year …
Are You A Gift Artist?
Do you give great gifts? Perfect gifts? Are you that person? Each of us has that one person in our realm of association who's just a better gift-giver than everyone else. They make a high art out of …
Ad Writing Adrenaline
Painstaking research has taught me that staring at a blinking cursor for hours at a time gives you a headache, causes heavybutt, leaves you wanting to change professions and makes you want to drink …
A Love Letter to Dr. Seuss
Dude, More than anyone not named Miles, I owe you for what I do today. I started reading your books when I was two or three and haven't stopped. The first book my son and I read together? Yours, …