“Like Car Talk for business…”
Tim Miles and Ryan Patrick use their combined 40+ years experience working with family businesses to share stories, offer advice, and cut through the buzzword-saturated clutter of marketing and management advice.
Part Dave Barry and part Dave Ramsey, these two guys look at the world—and the world of business—a little bit differently (and a little bit irreverently), and they’ve helped hundreds of businesses and thousands of people communicate more powerfully as a result.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 17: “I interviewed 29 people, and all I got was this lousy podcast.” (September 13, 2017)
Tim recently spent twelve straight hours interviewing 29 people. He and Ryan are happy to report that Tim learned a lesson or two about marketing during the process… because that’s the topic of this episode of Funny Business. Well, that and my mom’s midnight Instagramming …
SEASON 1, EPISODE 16: “Travel Tips For Business & Pleasure” (August 2, 2017)
We’ve been everywhere, man… we’ve been everywhere… this summer, Ryan and/or Tim have been to (deep breath): Colorado Springs, Oklahoma City, Dallas, Ontario, Portland, Orlando, Maui, St. Louis, Gifford, Chicago, Detroit, Charlotte, Salem, Louisville, and finally where this episode of Funny Business was taped: Milwaukee. Phew!
SEASON 1, EPISODE 15: “Being A Dad Is Weird” (June 14, 2017)
Tim and Ryan welcome a celebrity friend to this episode of Funny Business. Steve Falcone is a writer, professor, lover of life, and a beloved mentor to many, including the hosts of this podcast. He’s also the subject of a brand new best-selling book called BEING A DAD IS WEIRD: LESSONS IN FATHERHOOD FROM MY FAMILY TO YOURS written by his son, Ben Falcone. Ben is one-half of the funniest couple in Hollywood (the other being his wife, Melissa McCarthy. Maybe you’ve heard of her?).
SEASON 1, EPISODE 14: “Advice for Graduates (and Other Humans)” (May 17, 2017)
In this episode, Ryan wins an award, Tim puts his hand in his pants, and both guys share other people’s advice to graduates because, frankly, they’re too lazy to come up with their own.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 13: “What can we learn from Canadians, eh?” (May 3, 2017)
What do Alex Trebek, Degrassi Junior High, Tim Horton’s, and this podcast have in common? They’re 100% Canadian. Okay, well, the first three are true-blue Canucks. Tim is just visiting. Tim & Ryan host their first ever intercontinental episode of the Funny Business Podcast, where they uncover traits that business owners and, well, human beings around the globe should emulate. We also talk hockey, Molsons, Bob & Doug McKenzie, and the plural of Moose.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 12: “Talking Taxes with Adrian Van Zelfden” (April 12, 2017)
Get ready to laugh like never before as Tim & Ryan welcome their favorite … accountant? Lawyer and CPA Adrian Van Zelfden joins the Funny Business podcast to talk about hilarious topics such as taxes, bookkeeping, accrual, banker reconciliation, and embezzlement! Seriously, though, if you’re a business owner, you’ll glean some valuable free advice from the smartest man in the room.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 11: “Professional Development (Live from Wizard Academy)” (March 29, 2017)
In this episode, Tim and Ryan talk about the importance of professional development from the outskirts of Austin city limits. Other topics include wizards, pantaloons, Kinky Friedman, and Googling Nicole Kidman’s red hair.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 10: “How do you measure success?” (March 1, 2017)
In this episode of the not-even-close-to-award-winning Funny Business podcast, Tim and Ryan channel their best Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway* to illustrate the dangers of putting too much emphasis on winning awards.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 9: “Why do bosses get such a bad rap?” (February 15, 2017)
In this episode of The Funny Business Podcast, Tim and Ryan (and our listeners) discuss the difference between bosses and leaders. Don’t worry. We also talk about kids, dogs, Spring cleaning, Valentine’s Day, iTunes reviews, The Walking Dead, Ebenezer Scrooge, and Ryan’s mother-in-law. So, y’know, a typical episode.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 8: “The NFL Will Hunt You Down” (February 1, 2017)
ARE YOU READY FOR TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT?!?! Yeah, we know; it doesn’t have the same ring to it. (Oooh … maybe if we got Hank Jr. to sing it.) In this episode of Funny Business, Tim and Ryan discuss the do’s and don’ts of Super Bowl ™ advertising … and whether or not you should even ADVERTISE during the Big Game ™. Spoiler alert: probably not.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 7: “Cultivate Kindness” (January 18, 2017)
Remember how your favorite sitcom always had a sappy, heartfelt “Very Special Episode.” Well, this is ours. In this episode, we remember my father who passed away last month. It’s not our funniest show, but it may be our most meaningful as we reflect on the life (and business) lessons gleaned from the life of a decent, kind, and humble gentlemen farmer. This episode is dedicated to the memory of Richard Miles (May 9, 1936 – December 11, 2016).
SEASON 1, EPISODE 6: “Let’s Put That In The Parking Lot” (November 30, 2016)
In this episode, Tim & Ryan talk about the dreaded “M” word (“meetings”) and discuss how you can survive, improve, and benefit from them. You’re welcome.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 5: “Let’s Do It In The Car” (November 16, 2016)
In the spirit of Bob Hope & Bing Crosby, Fozzie Bear & Kermit the Frog, and BJ & The Bear, Ryan & I are on the road for this episode of the Funny Business Podcast. You’ll hear the tale of the smelliest van accident ever AND how it can teach you to prepare for the unexpected in 2017.
BONUS EPISODE: “Our After-School Special” Featuring Ray Seggern (November 9, 2016)
Ryan and I were recent guests on the popular Austin, Texas-based radio show, One Man Brand Radio hosted by Ray Seggern. Listen as Tim, Ryan, and Ray discuss the podcast, meatloaf, Harry Caray, and give a brief tease of episode five.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 4: “Don’t Diss The Competition” (November 2, 2016)
In this episode, Tim & Ryan discuss business lessons learned while trolling the Chicago Cubs, enduring negative campaign ads, and hanging out in the supermarket check-out line.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 3: “Don’t be that guy. (We’re very big in Latvia.)” (October 19, 2016)
Everybody knows That Guy. Nobody likes That Guy. In this episode, Tim and Ryan teach you how to NOT be That Guy. You’re welcome.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 2: “We Approve This Message.” (October 5, 2016)
In episode two of the Funny Business Podcast, Tim and Ryan have another celebrity sighting while NOT talking politics over pancakes and bacon. Oh, and they also introduce a proven concept that could totally revolutionize your business. #nbd
SEASON 1, EPISODE 1: “We’ll Get Better.” (September 21, 2016)
In this premiere episode of Funny Business, Ryan and I lay the groundwork for their topics, discuss Steven Tyler’s airport etiquette, and tell you why they don’t believe in small business.
That’s right, we do NOT believe in small business.